Chuck norris is awesome. all i need to say.
Idea from FO thanx
jackie chan
Chuck Norris ain't what he used to be.
Jackie Chan owns. He's in a film with Jet Li coming out soon!
Oh really? gosh you never can get enough of those kind of movies.
But... but... It's Jackie Chan... and... Chuck Norris...!
I have to pick one?!?!?!
*HEAD SPLODES*
Jackie Chan. He does every thing ( i mean no stunt double) and chuck norris is just dumb any way
This is dumb. theres no point. If chuck Norris got in a fight with Jackie chan, the world wud blow up! THEN in spave, chuck norris would kill Jackie Chan! SIMPLE!
chuck Norris has the strength and moves, but jackie chan has the guts and technique.
On one hand, Chuck Norris beat a bear through a STARE DOWN.
On the other hand, Jackie Chan has pretty much BROKEN EVERY BONE in his body...
*JOINS BRAD*
oh great i have to clen up 2 Head explosions! (i know its a tough decision but at least i {finally} made up my mind)
Did u know Chuck Norris can kill u with 206 ways in this room including the room its self
Keep it clean!!!um how could he kill me with a balloon?
He puts the ballon rubber over your head and suffocates you. Or just stares at you and your head explodes.
In his spare time, Chuck Norris knits sweaters. And by knit, I mean eat. And by sweaters, I mean babies.
Chuck Norris is overrated.
Jackie Chan can do awesome stunts.
scene it. its awseome!
It is awesome!
you can call me an idiot, but who is Chuck Norris?
Never heard of that guy....
Chuck Norris (born Carlos Ray Norris Jr.; March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, action star, and Hollywood actor who is known for action roles like Cordell "Cord" Walker on Walker, Texas Ranger, his training with Bruce Lee and for his iconically tough image.
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On the internet, Chuck Norris facts are a common way of life. And are extremely funny.
Chuck Norris woops butt. Peroid.
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