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Started 4 years ago by FPM4life
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ArtisticPlatypus
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Yup, the butterfly effect.
But if you think about it, I doubt we'd be able to invent time-travel. I mean, if they have why haven't we seen any time travellers yet? Maybe we can only time-travel back to when we first invent time-travel? Hm...

I know that. At the same ime as time-travel got invented, bungie released a really awesome and cheap game. When people faced the choice between buying a cheap, good game or an expensive time machine that can only take us to boring real-life places, they naturally chose the first option. In fact, i'm the only one who chosed the second one. Oh, and eddie, too. But he's a bit weird, so i don't really count him.

'So sweet to lose a friend, you leave the church and taste the air in your lungs.
Old lies and fireflies, carve angels on your eyes and all is undone.'
~ TUNNG, "Bullets"

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WJUK
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I would choose the second one.

'Cos then I could go into the future and pick up Bungie's nextgame or something. Or just learn what the lottery numbers are for next week.

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ArtisticPlatypus
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Oh, no no no. You can't go to the future. Your brain will turn to vanilla cream if you do. Otherwise, i'd have gone back. duh.

'So sweet to lose a friend, you leave the church and taste the air in your lungs.
Old lies and fireflies, carve angels on your eyes and all is undone.'
~ TUNNG, "Bullets"

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Nyubis
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Oh, no no no. You can't go to the future. Your brain will turn to vanilla cream if you do.

Oh, but thats no problem. I like vanille cream.

Not in cruelty
Not in wrath
the Reaper came today.

An Angel visited
this gray path
And took the cube away.

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WJUK
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Then before my brain turns to vanilla cream I'd go back in time and tell myself not to go to the future. Then I'd die. Well... my other self. Then I'd be at my own funeral and it'd be really weird. O.o

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indigo1022
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like i said, read the survival guide. i read it just to get a laugh, but then once i was a few pages into it the author really burrowed into my mind. max brooks, the author, absolutely finds every possible thing one would want to know about zombies. if ya got any more questions just ask.

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FPM4life
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glad to meet you indigo and I've seen an event with him and said the best weapon for a zombie outbreak is *drum roll* a katana!!!

Keep it clean!!!

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WJUK
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A katana would work, since it's swift and slices cleanly (if you know how to use it). It'd be easy to take down several zombies with one. Plus it's generally lighter than other melee weapons and deals a bunch of damage. And you won't run out of ammo.

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FPM4life
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and it's silent compaired to BANG BANG BANG and I say chainsaw makes alot of damage, but eventually runs out of power, loud, you might as well use a shotgun, annd I want the Zombie Survival Guide soooooooooooo bad (and I'm not into books thats a very good sign) and if you can try to get a small group, the only downsides are it takes time (which is valuable), plenty of supplies, and not all (or none) will make it to a designated meeting spot, a boat into the ocean or lake is the safest, but there is no safe place only safer. and if you go buy boat make sure its a biggish (doesn't need to be giant) boat so you can put food and water. And I'm sure that they'll try to nuke the place or send the S.W.A.T. team (more like army if dealing with zombies) to seriously take them down.

Keep it clean!!!

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WJUK
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Or, try to get onto a cruise ship. They have a bunch of food and rooms to use.

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FPM4life
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yah but might have many zombies and kinda slow... Try a yaht or a personal water craft type of boat that way they won't go too slow and decent room

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Gazzo
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...Why wouldn't I be called, guys?

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WJUK
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Because we don't have your phone-number...?

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Posted 4 years ago #
FPM4life
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you don't have mine either...or DO you???*hides somewhere*

Keep it clean!!!

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WJUK
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I don't believe I have. It doesn't matter to me. Just one less person to call.

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ArtisticPlatypus
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The reason we won't call you is because.. [drumroll] ..You're a zombie!

'So sweet to lose a friend, you leave the church and taste the air in your lungs.
Old lies and fireflies, carve angels on your eyes and all is undone.'
~ TUNNG, "Bullets"

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Nyubis
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And the reason why AP know that is... *drumroll* I dunno!

Not in cruelty
Not in wrath
the Reaper came today.

An Angel visited
this gray path
And took the cube away.

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ArtisticPlatypus
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Simple explanation, really. I once stole his breakfast cereal, and it was full of corpse germs.

It did taste ok when i added a lot of strawberry jam, though.

'So sweet to lose a friend, you leave the church and taste the air in your lungs.
Old lies and fireflies, carve angels on your eyes and all is undone.'
~ TUNNG, "Bullets"

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VideoGuy
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Simple explanation, really. I once stole his breakfast cereal, and it was full of corpse germs.
It did taste ok when i added a lot of strawberry jam, though.

You ATE zombie cereal??? Now you are one!!!

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WJUK
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IT'S THE T-VIRUS!

It's power level is... 9001!

You thought I was going to say something else, didn't you?

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