As much as I would have liked to have World 2 out already, being able to work less and actually enjoy the Christmas holiday has been quite nice. I’ve also been working on a few small things in the game that I wouldn’t have been able to do if I didn’t have the extra development time, if that’s any consolation.
Either way, Merry Christmas!
Who did get the 500th post?
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Anywayz, MOAR!
‘Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.’
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
@styxtwo: I know. It takes forever to scroll down.
@Darrell: Another good one!
‘Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.’
WJUK wins the “Best Chuck Norris Joke Ever Posted On This Discussion Board” award
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
I think Aurel300 did coz I got the 499 when I said ‘got it?’
@Dannieman: I gratefully accept the award. Which joke was it?
‘There are no steroids in baseball, just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.’
@Madeck: ¬¬ Took your time…
‘If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Chuck Norris.’
u can’t divide by 0, infinite is only an approximation.
Chuck Norris beat Through the Fire and the Flames on Expert with one eyelash.
‘Chuck Norris finished FPA 2 a thousand times’
I thought dividing by 0 was undefined? Or was that trying to divide a number by 0?
<_<
Whatever
@Madeck: Yea, but mathematicians take it as since it practically is. It’s like taking 0.999999999999 recurring, mathematicians take it as 1. Practically speaking anyway.
‘Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.’
the joke about “the average living room” and “I can’t believe it’s not butter” are tied
yeah division by 0 is undefined, but division by x (when x tends to be 0) tends to infinite.
But I’d explain in more efficiently in French. sry.
@Dannieman: TTFAF on expert is IMPOSSIBLE! I swear. Except for Chuck Norris.
@Madeck: Nice one.
@Darrell: Dividing by 0 technically yields no answer (try it on a calculator and you get an error) but for practicality purposes mathematicians just say infinity.
‘If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds till.” After you ask, “Two seconds to what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.’
Well it’s false 0,99999 recurring is mathematically egal to 1
x = 0,99 recc
10x = 9,99999 rec
9x = 9,999999 rec – 0,999999 rec = 9
x = 1 = 0,9999 rec
proved!
@Dannieman: Yea, those are funny.
@Madeck: It’s confusing to say the least. If only Chuck Norris was here to solve that problem…
‘Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUzNcheoY6U
this movie is so cool 😀
It’s not confusing, that was a generally accepted mathematical proof.
‘Chuck Norris fears only one thing : seeing himself in the mirror’
@styxtwo: Yea, I’ve seen that. That kid is amazing. In fact, I made a blog post about it. On expert I can get through exactly 6% of TTFAF. ¬¬
‘Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.’
x = 0,33 recc
10x = 3,333333 rec
9x = 3,33333 rec – 0,333333 rec = 9
x = 1 = 0,333333 rec
prove .. i guess….
@Madeck: That’s what I fought about the 0.9 thing I was just unsure which thing you were trying to prove.
‘Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.’
u guys are stupid. fairly obvious, get brad, and make him upload FPA2, and say if he doesn’t, no more sweet love for him.
@TTFATF kid: lolzmao
@WJUK book joke: lolzmao^99
@FairlyObvious: You’d better believe it! This is the internet!
@styxtwo: lmao
‘Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.’
Just proving that 0,999 reccuring is 1, and it’s not the same as assuming division by 0 is infinite, which, I think, u can’t prove out of any doubts!
whoa zymn, I sacrifice nothing for teh n00bs
Brad, upload quickly!
Even though we could do this forever since there is no end to Chuck Norris jokes.
‘There is no end to Chuck Norris jokes. It is mathematically given, Chuck Norris discovered the formula himself while round-house kicking a bunch of scientists in the face and extracting their information at the point of impact.’
Chuck norris didn’t lose his virginity. He roundhouse kicked it so hard that it flew all the way over to mary.
that doesn’t make sense 9x = 3,33333 rec – 0,333333 rec = 9
coz 3,3333 recc – 0,33333 rec = 3 and isn’t equal to nine…
styxtwo>
x = 0.33 recc
10x = 3.333333 rec
9x = 3.33333 rec – 0.333333 rec = 3
x = 1/3 = 0.333333 rec
Get it right…
@Madeck: I guess… where’s Chuck Norris where you need him?
@FairlyObvious: You must think of the greater good. XD
‘Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.’
BRAD! if u don’t upload it, i’ll sens chuck norris to keel u.
Chuck Norris’ pants aren’t that fancy
@Dannieman: LMFAO!
@styxtwo’s error: He’s only human… and he’s obviously not Chuck Norris! 😛
‘There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and
Chuck Norris.’
damn we really need a edit button … xD
thx Amilir. I’m younger than him, so he sould understand at some point.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody.
lol
@FairlyObvious: That’s because Chuck Norris DOESN’T WEAR pants; what you think are pants are in fact his amazing colour-changing skin.
‘Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.’
outaded comment.
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
oh my chuck norris we’re almost at 575!
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
@zymn: lmao!
‘When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.’
This will never end… unless I go to sleep.
+1 for the edit button… even though your post is now far away according to the 5 post/minute.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
*gets 575th post*