As much as I would have liked to have World 2 out already, being able to work less and actually enjoy the Christmas holiday has been quite nice. I’ve also been working on a few small things in the game that I wouldn’t have been able to do if I didn’t have the extra development time, if that’s any consolation.
Either way, Merry Christmas!
@Dannieman: Oh yea! So close! It’s like Chuck Norris himself have imbued us with power!
‘Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection.
There were no survivors.’
Aww damn you Zymn
darell we already had that one:P
wow. I got it.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
@Darrell: lmao at the mars one! A better version would be: ‘Chuck Norris has already traversed the universe and been to every known planet. That’s why we can’t find any life on other planets.’
‘Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.’
‘Chuck Norris have two speeds : walk and kill’
lmao, people are starting to repeat some!
‘Chuck Norris coined the phrase, “I could eat a Horse” after he ate every last unicorn in existence.’
pleaaasssseee, save one bullet for me
@Madeck: I already posted that one. Too late.
@FairlyObvious: Wait! No! We still need you to seduce Brad to release the game!
‘Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.’
The theory of evolution is a lie, there is just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
@zymn: LMFAO! I ROFLed dead much!
‘When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, “Holy crap! That’s
Chuck Norris!” Then she had had $ex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.’
zymn, don’t make me hurt you
‘Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants.’
Chuck Norris pwns your honor student.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
wait, when did u ever like me?
Who got the 500th post?
‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.’
apparently Chuck Norris is fallible, that or he can’t count
When taking the SAT, write “Chuck Norris” for every answer. You will score over 8000.
I think ‘Chuck Norris’ on here is brad
‘The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.’
Chuck Norris can prove 500 = 600. I guess
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
we should think of something unique to do while waiting for FPA2
@Dannieman: Could be…
‘Crop circles are where Chuck Norris decided to sit down and kill the bugs with his laser vision.
@Madeck: He probably could…
@Dannieman: You propose?
‘The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.’
HOLY CRAP A BIRD HIT THE WINDOW OMG WTF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH.
@Dannieman: You talking bout the laser-vision one? Everyone knows Chuck Norris has laser vision.
‘The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.’
@Dannieman: It was probably trying to escape Chuck Norris. Until Chuck Norris decided to put that window there…
‘Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.’
Lets’s shoot our comp specs
Over in Iraq, Chuck Norris visited the troops. He said that “Everything is fine.” But, remember, this is the same guy who said that the Total Gym worked.
Chuck Norris has his own rank in Halo 2
Holly Crap what did yall talk about
no, fairlyobvious aurel300 is worse than me
so brad sorry about the LSU post but I thought you would like it since you are from here
also I can’t wait till it comes out
@Dannieman: Chuck Norris has his own rank on everything!
‘Faster than a speeding bullet … more powerful than a locomotive … able to leap tall buildings in a single bound… yes, these are some of Chuck Norris’s warm-up exercises.’
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
‘Even at 1/8000s you can’t have a sharp shot of Chuck Norris’ fist.’
@ryan: Two words: Chuck. Norris.
‘Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.’
Chuck Norris got a Wii a week before launch day, the day of launch, and five seconds ago in one trip to the mall without preordering.
‘Chuck Norris doesn’t shower, he only takes blood baths.’
@Dannieman: What happend to the bird?
Haha, alright guys, ease up on the posting, I’m way over bandwidth as it is…
@DrNeroCF: We’ve made it!
I’m not the worst, blame Chuck Norris!
Ok Brad, I’ll stop posting Chuck Norris posts now…
One last one:
‘A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.’
s.ex is the only way Chuck kills someone without a round-house kick.
ok, last one for me.
Part of me wants to make a joke relating chuck norris and limited bandwith. The much larger part of me is more respectful.
if u don’t want anymore bandwith, post the game. we’ll even take only what you’ve finished. we don’t care. post what you’ve got. all of it. NOW!
wow I go to school and yall just go and add 300 comments :/
“Chuck Norris once finished the song that never ends”